You think you're classy? Pffft, I think you'd have already bought this little gem if that were the case. You have people to see, appearances to make, yada yada...

Tell your assistant to do all this reading for you, come on.

Specs: 

Upcycled 

5"high x 7"wide by .75"thick

Two compartments, one zipper and one snap.

Pearlescent side yielding centerpiece patch, handmade.

Soft pink swirl on opposite side. 

Official Grim Garden LLC tag on inside of snap side.

Short wrist leash under snap, matching the zipper lace.